The Case of Hiccupping Ears by Bill Myers

Author:Bill Myers
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: ebook, book
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Published: 2010-04-09T00:00:00+00:00

Eventually, we were back in Earth’s gravity.

The good news was, we made it past the missiles.

The bad news was, we were falling faster than Dad’s smile when he sees my three sisters’ cell-phone bills.

“What do we do?!” Mrs. Hooplesnort shouted.

I didn’t have a clue. But I did have my backpack.

I reached into it and pulled out a pair of—

“Earmuffs?!” Mrs. Hooplesnort shouted. “What are we supposed to do with earmuffs?!”

I stared at them and shrugged. “Wear them to keep our ears warm?” I gave a weak smile.

She didn’t smile back.

Splat grabbed them and plopped them on his ears. (I guess he likes toasty ears.)

Suddenly, we heard:

“AGENT DINGLEDORF!

AGENT DINGLEDORF!”

We looked at the ducky raft’s dashboard. There was a TV picture of—

“Big Guy!” I shouted.

“Secret Agent Dingledorf,” he said. “Don’t come to Headquarters. We haven’t the time!”

“What’s going on?” I shouted.

“It’s the boys at B.A.D.D.,” he said.

“B.A.D.D.?” Mrs. Hooplesnort asked.

I turned to her and explained, “Bungling Agents Dedicated to Destruction.”

Big Guy continued. “They’re trying to take over the world.”

“Again?” I sighed. “What is it this time?”

A picture of a rock band appeared on the screen. They were older guys. The singer had hair frizzier than cotton candy—and just as pink.

“This is a new music group called ‘Too Weird, ’ ” Big Guy said. “B.A.D.D. broadcasts their music through a machine called ‘The Brain Wave Mixer Upper.’ ”

“And that’s bad?” I asked.

“I’ll say,” Mrs. Hooplesnort said. “Just look at that hair!”

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